i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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