it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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