what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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