This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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