No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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