you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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