So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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