Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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