cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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