doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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