just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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