i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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