She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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