The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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