hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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