He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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