margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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