hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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