That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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