Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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