You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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