I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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