Kiss
Puke
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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