Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pants are for mortals
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