Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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