David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
