I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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