i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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