What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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