You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
