i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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