is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
