Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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