That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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