thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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