I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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