I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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