let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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