im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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