i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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