the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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