doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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