bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
