i think my tv is drunk
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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