naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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