its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My vagina just clenched in fear
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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