Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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