How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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