im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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