I need help removing her.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
