This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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